Greetings... let's put it this way.... you have a game... and you like to play it.... so you do.... but then you roll snake eyes... and you take a beeting... so you get your friend to help... but you really don't like him.. but hey.. he's got friends helping him... and even though he dosen't like him.. and visa versa... all of you together might.. win!... of corse no one but you understands that your friends are playing for defernt goals.. all of them wrong... but in your own sick way.. you enjoy it... so you egg it on... and then you by a hot dog... and name it sam... .but you see... sams only come in 10 packs... and buns.. well.. they come in 8... so your screwd again... but it's okay... cause you really wanted a shot of vodka any way.... so you enjoy the game... and win... though no one knows what your playing for.... ta ta... welcome to the clan malkavine.. I am your Premogen.... Mask.... you will obay all rules of the masqurade... unless given spechial permision... that meens no free love making of malk newborns... talk to me first.. if you can not reach me.. talk to Cymoril, Darkwhisper, or send me a letter... (( I know I'm hard to find.. email me with a IC letter at mask1984@hotmail.com an I will get back to you asap)) ...if you don't.. I'll be forced to beat you with many a wet noodle and pink lawn decirations.... rember... 32.. ta ta for now my children... much love and hate as it was ment to be given and as taken ... smoochies from me to you...
Mask

(Cin's note: To preserve artistic integrity, I have decided to leave the typos in place. ~laughing~)